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The Perfect Pet by Tyler B

coalfieldwriterscamp — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:05:51 +0000

Ingredients:

A dash of skin

An once of hair

A dollop of organs

A liter of blood

A teaspoon of eyes

A sprinkle of voice

Directions:

Mix together the blood and the skin
Add the organs and eyes then put in the hair
Give it some voice and bake for several hours
Then you have the perfect pet!

A letter from Tyler B

coalfieldwriterscamp — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:04:21 +0000

June 19, 2007

Dear Mom,

This is a letter to you about being the best mom ever, thanks for all that you’ve done for me. And thanks for buying the clothes that I wear, the games that I play, and the shoes that I put on my feet. Thanks for helping when I get a cut of when I’m sick. thanks for driving me to school, and for encouraging me. Thanks for everything.

Sincerely, Tyler

The Napier Family by Ronni, Corey, Tyler and Hunter

coalfieldwriterscamp — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:12:24 +0000

Sing to the tune of The Addam’s Family Theme Song

They’re silly and they’re snapy, they’re funny and happy, they’re all together sappy, the Napier family.

The house is a zoo, where people come to throw food. They really are a boo. The Napier Family.

Silly

Willy

Neely

Go get a silly pie, a ribbon on a fly, We’re gonna tell you bye, The Napier Family!

Family by Tyler B

coalfieldwriterscamp — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:24:13 +0000

I live with my mom, dad, and sister. I am about to have a new brother or sister soon. I have one dog and a turtle. We had a cat but it died. My dad works in the coal mines. My mom stays home and helps out at the house. I have 2 grandmas and my grandpa. My sister is 8 years old. I have 4 cousins. They are all girls. The oldest is 7. She is about to turn 8. One is 7, another is 5, and the last is only 1 year old. I have some more cousings in other parts of West Virginia, and one is in Kentucky. I have one aunt on my mom’s side and 5 uncles. Ihave 2 uncles on my dad’s side, and one aunt.