Ingredients:
A dash of skin
An once of hair
A dollop of organs
A liter of blood
A teaspoon of eyes
A sprinkle of voice
Directions:
June 19, 2007
Dear Mom,
This is a letter to you about being the best mom ever, thanks for all that you’ve done for me. And thanks for buying the clothes that I wear, the games that I play, and the shoes that I put on my feet. Thanks for helping when I get a cut of when I’m sick. thanks for driving me to school, and for encouraging me. Thanks for everything.
Sincerely, Tyler
Sing to the tune of The Addam’s Family Theme Song
They’re silly and they’re snapy, they’re funny and happy, they’re all together sappy, the Napier family.
The house is a zoo, where people come to throw food. They really are a boo. The Napier Family.
Silly
Willy
Neely
Go get a silly pie, a ribbon on a fly, We’re gonna tell you bye, The Napier Family!
I live with my mom, dad, and sister. I am about to have a new brother or sister soon. I have one dog and a turtle. We had a cat but it died. My dad works in the coal mines. My mom stays home and helps out at the house. I have 2 grandmas and my grandpa. My sister is 8 years old. I have 4 cousins. They are all girls. The oldest is 7. She is about to turn 8. One is 7, another is 5, and the last is only 1 year old. I have some more cousings in other parts of West Virginia, and one is in Kentucky. I have one aunt on my mom’s side and 5 uncles. Ihave 2 uncles on my dad’s side, and one aunt.
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