Coalfield Writers Creative Writing Camp Blog

June 21, 2007

The Perfect Brother (Baby) by Ashton H.

Filed under: Ashton H — coalfieldwriterscamp @ 5:35 pm

Ingredients:

1 adorable baby brother

1 older sister

1 mom and dad – great

No diseases – great health

A good athlete

A truckload of very smart

A dollop of great listener

A pocketful of great secret keeper

Years of best friends

A wink of annoyingness

 

Directions:

  • Place adorable baby brother in a bowl
  • Mix in 1 older sister, till watery
  • Blend in mom and dad for 2 minutes
  • Chop up good health and stir in tell clumpy
  • Season with good athlete
  • Blend in a truckload of smarts for an hour
  • Add a dollop of great listener
  • Sprinkle in a pocketful of great secret keeper
  • Throw in years of best friend
  • Slowly add in a wink of annoyingness
  • Stir and bake for 10 days, and he is done!

June 19, 2007

Letter from Ashton

Filed under: Ashton H — coalfieldwriterscamp @ 6:07 pm

June 19, 2007

Dear Mammaw M.

Hi!  I’m writing this letter for creative writing camp.  I’m having a lot of fun.  Ty’s going to do Karate!  I’m going back to softball tonight.  I’m going to bring back some memories.  Remember at the park when I climbed up in that think at the handicap playground?  Remember going to KFC and taking it to the park to eat?  Remember me spending the night when Ty was born?  Remember you going out to buy a new stuffed cat toy when I lost Simba, but he was in the crayon box?  I remember all of that.  I really do!  I hope you do to.

                                                                                                                                Love, Ashton

June 18, 2007

The Hamlin Family by Ashton, Jon, Zeke, and Jordan

Filed under: Ashton H, Jonathan A, Jordan W, Zeke D — coalfieldwriterscamp @ 5:08 pm

Sing to the tune of the theme song for “The Addam’s Family”

They’re corny and they’re cheesy, people think they’re sleasy, they’re not all that pleasing, the Hamlin family!

Their house is a camper, where rats came to scamper.  They really ned a hamper, the Hamily Family!

They smell really reaky, they’re really very freaky.  You’ll probly think they’re stinky, the Hamlin Family!

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