The Perfect Pet by Aerial D and Adriana F.

Ingredients:

A gallon of dog

A pinch of bark

4 feet

A smidge of fur

A carton of color

A heartbeat and heart

An ounce of teeth

A sprinkle of intestines

A truckload of personality

 

Directions:

• Pour a gallon of dog in a bowl
• Add an once of teeth
• Blend together then add in a scoop of heartbeats.
• Add the color with a quart of fur
• Throw in the 4 feet and truckload of personality
• Set the over to 349 degrees and bake for two hours

 

This dog likes to play, fetch, sleep, and tug-of-war.  It is brown with white spots.  It has hazel green eyes and a very wet nose.  It has a bobbed tail. 

Letter from Aerial

June 19, 2007

Dear Grandmaw,

Sometimes we get under your skin, but you get us mad too.  It’s probably hard having sever children, 4 girls and 3 boys.  Two daughters that live beside you, one with 2 kids and one with 3 kids.  One was married and one is divorced.  You are alergic to grass and pick up 3 acres worth of toys after us.  You’re up dawn till dusk cleaning and taking care of all of us, and your 34 room house.  When I grow up you’re the grandma I want to be.

Love ya,

Aeria L. D.

P.S. I love you

P.S.S. Take care