Ingredients:
A gallon of dog
A pinch of bark
4 feet
A smidge of fur
A carton of color
A heartbeat and heart
An ounce of teeth
A sprinkle of intestines
A truckload of personality
Directions:
- Pour a gallon of dog in a bowl
- Add an once of teeth
- Blend together then add in a scoop of heartbeats.
- Add the color with a quart of fur
- Throw in the 4 feet and truckload of personality
- Set the over to 349 degrees and bake for two hours
This dog likes to play, fetch, sleep, and tug-of-war. It is brown with white spots. It has hazel green eyes and a very wet nose. It has a bobbed tail.
June 19, 2007
Dear Mom,
You are a great mom. If you wasn’t my mom, I would not be myself today. When you help me with my homework it’s the best. When I fall you were always there to pick me up.
Love, Adriana
P.S. I love you
Sing to the tune of the Addam’s Family Theme Show
They’re funny and they’re silly, they’re crazy and they’re looney, They’re all together goofy, the silly family.
Their house is a circus, where people some to see’em. They really are a laugh, the silly family.
Neat
Sweet
Petite
So get an acrobat shawl on, a tightrope you can crawl on. We’re gonn pay a call on, the silly family
I live with my mom, Rhonda and my dad, Eric. I also have a little sister, Kalea. Every thig that I do my family supports me a lot. Mow, I am going to tell you a little bit about my family. Today was my dad’s first day of work. My mom is getting a new job and my sister is my best friend in the whole world.