Coalfield Writers Creative Writing Camp Blog

June 21, 2007

The Perfect Brother (Baby) by Ashton H.

Filed under: Ashton H — coalfieldwriterscamp @ 5:35 pm

Ingredients:

1 adorable baby brother

1 older sister

1 mom and dad – great

No diseases – great health

A good athlete

A truckload of very smart

A dollop of great listener

A pocketful of great secret keeper

Years of best friends

A wink of annoyingness

 

Directions:

  • Place adorable baby brother in a bowl
  • Mix in 1 older sister, till watery
  • Blend in mom and dad for 2 minutes
  • Chop up good health and stir in tell clumpy
  • Season with good athlete
  • Blend in a truckload of smarts for an hour
  • Add a dollop of great listener
  • Sprinkle in a pocketful of great secret keeper
  • Throw in years of best friend
  • Slowly add in a wink of annoyingness
  • Stir and bake for 10 days, and he is done!

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