Ingredients:
19 holes
A truckload of “great” golfers
A pile of bunkers
A portion of ponds
An empire of the best green
A pocketful of trees
A mound of the best golf carts
Directions:
- Find 9 acres of a rolling place
- Construct 19 holes
- Cut the holes for the bunkers and ponds
- Plant the best grass seed for the best green
- Throw in a pocketful of trees
- Drop in the best golf carts
- Let the golfers fall in
- Enjoy!
